Sensitivity training needed

Jake, like the whole family, loves TV, even when he's not watching it. While he was playing legos, a Christian Children's Fund commercial came on, saying "34 children die by the time this message is finished." Jake said, "No way, that's not real. 34 children won't die." John said, "Yes, it is, because of poverty." Jake then said, "I hope that doesn't happen to one of me." John assured him that he was fortunate and wasn't poverty stricken. Jake promplty said, "Yes!"

Sshhhh. Don't tell anyone he said that.